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[Jun. 19th, 2010|08:57 pm] |
There isn't a niche for a blue hedgehog back home. So whoever wants Sonic, come find me on the train and he's yours. Just give him a decent home and look after him, alright?
[Rhys]Completely pointless me going back down to London, but we're long overdue a game of poker.
You win, I come stay with you for a couple of weeks. I win, I come stay with you for a couple of weeks. Sound fair? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2010|01:49 pm] |
Oh, so your patron saint is going to get a dragon reinactment and all we got was some minced up organs inside a greasy old stomach?
Bunch of biased sassenachs, the lot of you. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2010|09:25 pm] |
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For any Hufflepuff who can't be arsed with tonight's shenanigans, I've got a respectable bottle of water and (Lucy's?) twister mat waiting for you in the common room. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2010|11:55 am] |
That riot at Azkaban? It's got nothing on the shit that's going to kick off here tomorrow. So if anyone fancies a good punch up, come to Peterhead church tomorrow afternoon. I guarantee you'll be going back to Hogwarts with a black eye.
Oh, and there's going to be free booze and a buffet. What's to resist? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2010|01:09 am] |
Phones are great and all, but I quite like the lack of instant communication here. Howlers are bad enough, we don't need another source to be shouted at through.
I'm sensing sabotage. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2010|06:01 pm] |
Fucking best Hogmanay ever. It was so worth the hangover.
Cheers for coming you lot.
[Rhys]
sorry I'm really sorr are you oka how are yo
Bollocks, my quill snapped.
So how's the hangover? |
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[Dec. 19th, 2009|09:39 pm] |
I can't be arsed to take a train down to London just to apparate back up to Scotland.
So Rhys mate, make sure you behave yourself.
Oh, and heads up to anyone who's not doing anything this New Year. If I don't want to punch you in the face and you don't care that my family are even bigger dicks than me, you're welcome to come round mine and drink all my stepdad's booze.
[NIAMH]
Oi. |
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[Dec. 18th, 2009|10:30 am] |
...Ow.
[Naoko]
When the fuck did we start going out? |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|06:26 pm] |
[RHYS]
m'outside
he's not getting away with this
going to punch that fucking wanker tosser mother fucking bastard dick
I hate him
I hate him so much
come help |
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[Dec. 16th, 2009|01:19 pm] |
Christmas word association. Go.
And yes Urquhart, you have to play too!
[Rhys]
I don't think I can do this What are you do Are you single ye
Oi. Your fly's undone. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2009|07:57 am] |
Ooh! I can't wait for the holidays!
To be over.
Seriously, can you stop whining about how you wish term time was over? (You know exactly who you are, kiddifolk.) It's not like this year is any longer. It's always this many weeks to go, so let's stop wishing we were home and, I dunno. Start frolicking around the many trees maybe. Or lynch the Slytherin Quidditch team with snowballs.
Just do something. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2009|10:06 pm] |
Snowball fights are surprisingly therapeutic.
Except for snowball fights against four and a half foot dwarves who fight dirty, that is.
[RHYS]
I saw you and the bird doing your couple thing today.
You two still going strong? I haven't asked recently. Guess I had some shit on my mind, dunno what the fuck that could have been about though.
So. You two are good, right? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:40 pm] |
[PRIVATE]
Every time she updates I wish she'd stop
I don't want to get ba Can I still worry about an ex without wantin
I wish we could just be frien
Fucking hell. I feel like a girl.
[/PRIVATE]
[CLOSE MATES]
Don't let me accidentally try talking to her again.
I'm worried for her for my sanity for Marty
I think I might be turning into a girl. I keep thinking crossing stuff out like one of the hormone crazy ickles. |
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[Dec. 1st, 2009|09:16 am] |
Well. Happy Saint Andrew's day.
Don't touch the haggis, it's not fit for human consumption. Obviously, Malfuckoy, Urquhart and Delving are all exempt from this.
Naoko, I haven't got you a kilt yet, but you're welcome to have this thistle my mam sent me.
Oh, and congratulations to my brother. He's getting married next year or something. Good for him. Annie, Naoko, Rhys -- make sure you all embarrass him. Ask him shit like, is she your Cathy? Or anything. Be creative. He's pretty easy to embarrass. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2009|10:06 pm] |
Oi, listen up Hufflepuff and Gryffindor teams. Make sure to yell nice and loud during your practises today, especially around Branson and Zeller. If you do that, I'll give you five points a piece for squeaky fresh enthusiasm.
[RHYS]
Just try and forget what I told you. I was drunk. I didn't mean any of it. Except if I cussed my mam out and then you know I did.
But otherwise, it was just drunken bullshit. |
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[Nov. 28th, 2009|07:02 pm] |
[PRIVATE]
Pros of watching the match1. Hufflepuff pride?
2. Corrie won't kill me for missing yet another of her... things.
3. I'll get to see Noah's stupidly girly hair get in his eyes and lose him the game. Cons of watching the match1. Iona will be cheering.
2. I'm not in the mood for it.
3. Bruce. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|08:27 am] |
That is the last time we go flying, Zeller. I ache.
[PRIVATE]
Hey Malfuck. How did you feel when you stamped on the heart of a cute sixth year Hufflepuff? Did she ever send you letters that--
Fucking hell, I almost asked Malfuck for advice. I'll be hugging Delving next.
Fuck.
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[Nov. 26th, 2009|08:07 am] |
[PRIVATE]
I don't want to burn anything. I just don't want to. Should I I'd like to punch a wall still, and if ever see Morin in the dorm again, I'll punch him instead and call it even. But I don't need to burn her photos. Or her card. Or anything.
Fuck.
I hate this. I wish I'd never tried to commit.
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[Nov. 22nd, 2009|04:54 pm] |
Sonic was in the kitchens. I think he was trying to tell me he's bored of cat food. Thanks to everyone who kept their eye out for him.
[RHYS]
I'm fed up of fighting. I'm fed up of arguing with her. It's fucking shit, but I can't help myself. I can't even stop swearing. Prefect rounds are the only thing I have going for me right now. What the fuck does that say about my life?
Tell me honestly, did you think we'd last? |
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[Nov. 20th, 2009|07:52 pm] |
Has anyone seen Sonic?
He's fucking missing. |
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